# Scotland Banned Golf 3 Times, GOLF Isn't an Acronym, and 8 Other Facts Most Men Get Wrong *By James Hills, menwhoblog.com — Updated March 2026* Written by: [James Hills](https://menwhoblog.com/james-hills.html) Last Updated: 10 March 2026 Top BlogHits: 6020Reading time: 09:53 Golf is the one sport where everyone already knows the facts. GOLF stands for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden." The 18-hole format was carefully designed. Alan Shepard hit a ball miles across the lunar surface. Except none of that is true. I caddied in high school and have played and walked courses across North America, and the real history of this game is stranger, messier, and more interesting than anything people confidently repeat about it. Here are 10 things most guys get wrong. ** Questions** No answer selected. Please try again. Please select either existing option or enter your own, however not both. Please select minimum {0} answer(s). Please select maximum {0} answer(s). /polls/celebrations-and-events/how-often-do-you-golf.html?task=poll.vote&format=json 1 ** As Often As I Can (1 vote / 16.67%) 16.67% votes ** I've Never Gone Golfing (1 vote / 16.67%) 16.67% votes ** Only A Couple Times In My Life (1 vote / 16.67%) 16.67% votes [{"id":98,"title":"At least once A Month","votes":3,"type":"x","order":2,"pct":50,"resources":[]},{"id":99,"title":"As Often As I Can","votes":1,"type":"x","order":3,"pct":16.6700000000000017053025658242404460906982421875,"resources":[]},{"id":97,"title":"I've Never Gone Golfing","votes":1,"type":"x","order":1,"pct":16.6700000000000017053025658242404460906982421875,"resources":[]},{"id":100,"title":"Only A Couple Times In My Life","votes":1,"type":"x","order":4,"pct":16.6700000000000017053025658242404460906982421875,"resources":[]}] ["#ff5b00","#4ac0f2","#b80028","#eef66c","#60bb22","#b96a9a","#62c2cc"] ["rgba(255,91,0,0.7)","rgba(74,192,242,0.7)","rgba(184,0,40,0.7)","rgba(238,246,108,0.7)","rgba(96,187,34,0.7)","rgba(185,106,154,0.7)","rgba(98,194,204,0.7)"] 350 ** Result** Vote Form** VoteVotes ** How To Handle A Golf Guy That Knows Everything** Every group has one. Here's how to shut him down with the actual facts: - When he explains that GOLF stands for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden" - it doesn't. Golf historians have traced that story back no further than the late 20th century. The word most likely comes from the Scottish Gaelic "goulf" or Dutch "kolf," both meaning to strike. - When he tells you the 18-hole round was designed for a reason - it wasn't. St Andrews had 22 holes until a committee got frustrated with four short ones in 1764 and combined them. Accident, not design. - When he swears Alan Shepard's moon shot went miles - it went 40 yards. NASA confirmed it in 2021 using satellite imaging. Shepard was swinging one-handed in a pressurized spacesuit, which helps explain it. - When he calls Phil Mickelson a lefty - he's naturally right-handed. He learned to swing by mirroring his father and never switched. The nickname stuck, the origin didn't. - When he says Scotland banned golf once - they banned it three times, in 1457, 1471, and 1491. Soldiers kept skipping archery practice. It took a king picking up a club himself in 1502 to finally end it. ** Article Index** [Scotland Didn't Ban Golf Once - They Did It Three Times](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#scotland-didnt-ban-golf-once-they-did-it-three-times)[GOLF Does Not Stand for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden"](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#golf-does-not-stand-for-gentlemen-only-ladies-forbidden)[The 18-Hole Round Was an Accident of Bored Committee Members in 1764](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#the-18-hole-round-was-an-accident-of-bored-committee-members-in-1764)[Tiger's Record Is Tied With a Man Who Won His Last Tournament Before Tiger Was Born](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#tigers-record-is-tied-with-a-man-who-won-his-last-tournament-before-tiger-was-born)[Alan Shepard Said His Moon Shot Went "Miles and Miles" - NASA Located the Ball in 2021](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#alan-shepard-said-his-moon-shot-went-miles-and-miles-nasa-located-the-ball-in-2021)[Shadow Creek Used to Cost $500 to Play. It's Now $1,250.](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#shadow-creek-used-to-cost-500-to-play-its-now-1-250)[Phil Mickelson Built a Hall of Fame Career On a Swing He Learned Backward](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#phil-mickelson-built-a-hall-of-fame-career-on-a-swing-he-learned-backward)[The Word "Birdie" Was Invented on a Single Shot on a Single Day in 1899](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#the-word-birdie-was-invented-on-a-single-shot-on-a-single-day-in-1899)[The Most Famous Par-3 in the World Swallows 125,000 Balls Every Year](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#the-most-famous-par-3-in-the-world-swallows-125-000-balls-every-year)[Golf Ball Dimples Exist Because a Golfer Refused to Throw Away a Beaten-Up Ball](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#golf-ball-dimples-exist-because-a-golfer-refused-to-throw-away-a-beaten-up-ball)[The Game Is Weirder Than the Reputation](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/facts-about-golf-that-most-men-dont-know-but-probably-should.html#the-game-is-weirder-than-the-reputation) Here's what the record shows. ## Scotland Didn't Ban Golf Once - They Did It Three Times The Scottish Parliament banned golf in 1457 under King James II, then again in 1471, and again in 1491 - calling it accurate to say golf was "banned for a period of time" is like calling a triple bogey a minor scoring issue. The reasoning each time was essentially the same: soldiers were skipping archery practice to play golf, and with England as a persistent military problem, the government had had enough. Football - what we'd call soccer - was banned alongside it. It took until 1502, when King James IV himself took up the game, for the ban to finally stick as lifted. Three times in 35 years, and it still wasn't enough to kill it. ## GOLF Does Not Stand for "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden" This one circulates constantly in group texts and clubhouse conversations, and it's completely false. The acronym origin story has no historical basis - golf historians have traced it back no earlier than the late 20th century, which is around when the internet started spreading things that sounded plausible. The actual origin of the word "golf" is contested, with most historians pointing to the Scottish Gaelic "goulf" or Dutch "kolf," both meaning to strike. The first official women's golf tournament was held in Musselburgh, Scotland in January 1811. The sport has had women in it almost as long as men have been formalizing the rules. ## The 18-Hole Round Was an Accident of Bored Committee Members in 1764 The Old Course at St Andrews, Scotland - widely considered the home of golf - originally had 22 holes. A round meant playing 11 out and 11 back in, sharing greens in both directions. In 1764, the members of the Society of St Andrews Golfers looked at the first four holes and decided they were too short. Rather than redesign them individually, they combined the first four into two longer holes, and did the same with the last four. That dropped the total from 22 to 18. The decision was purely practical and local. Within a century, courses worldwide had followed St Andrews' lead, and the R&A formally codified 18 holes as a round in 1858. One committee's frustration with short holes became the global standard. ## Tiger's Record Is Tied With a Man Who Won His Last Tournament Before Tiger Was Born Tiger Woods has 82 official PGA Tour wins, which ties him with Sam Snead for the all-time record. That part most golfers know. What most don't fully appreciate is the gap: Snead won his 82nd and final event at the Greater Greensboro Open in 1965. Tiger Woods was born in 1975. Snead won across five decades, through World War II, with equipment that would be unrecognizable to modern players. Both men still sit at 82 - Tiger's career derailed by injuries and a 2021 car accident that required emergency surgery to repair compound fractures in his right leg. Whether he ever passes Snead is one of the genuinely open questions in sports. And if you've got a son who grew up watching Tiger, the Snead story is worth bringing up - it's the kind of detail that turns a scorecard conversation into a real one. ## Alan Shepard Said His Moon Shot Went "Miles and Miles" - NASA Located the Ball in 2021 On February 6, 1971, Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard stood on the lunar surface with a modified Wilson Staff Dyna-Power 6-iron head attached to a collapsible sampling tool - smuggled onto the mission in a sock. He shanked his first shot into a crater. His second made contact, sailed out of the camera frame, and he announced it had gone "miles and miles and miles." For 50 years, no one knew the actual distance. In 2021, imaging specialist Andy Saunders worked with the USGA to analyze remastered Apollo 14 photographs against Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter satellite images from 2009. The lunar surface has no wind or erosion - nothing had moved in 38 years. Ball one: 24 yards. Ball two: 40 yards. Shepard was swinging one-handed in a pressurized spacesuit, which is a legitimate excuse, but those numbers are a long way from "miles and miles." The original club now lives in the USGA Golf Museum. ## Shadow Creek Used to Cost $500 to Play. It's Now $1,250. When casino magnate Steve Wynn had Tom Fazio transform 350 acres of flat Nevada desert north of Las Vegas into one of the most expensive courses ever built - $60 million in 1989 - Shadow Creek was his private playground. MGM Resorts purchased it in 2000 and eventually made it accessible to hotel guests for $500 a round, which included a limousine from your hotel, a caddie, and 18 holes on a landscape-engineering marvel that had no business existing in the Mojave. --- {"html":""} --- The price has since risen to $1,250. It remains the most expensive public tee time in the United States, Friday and Saturday are reserved for invited guests only, and it hosted the first edition of The Match between Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson in 2018. If you're planning a [sports-themed guys trip to the Southwest](index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3381:sports-themed-guys-getaway-in-phoenix-ideas-for-a-fun-guys-trip&catid=16:blog&Itemid=162), Shadow Creek is the kind of course you build the whole itinerary around. ## Phil Mickelson Built a Hall of Fame Career On a Swing He Learned Backward Phil Mickelson's nickname is one of golf's great ironies. What most people don't know is that Phil Mickelson is naturally right-handed. As a kid, he learned to play by mirroring his father's right-handed swing from across the table - copying it as a reflection, not a match. His father swung right; young Phil copied the mirror image and swung left. By the time anyone figured out what had happened, he was already good enough that switching made no sense. Mickelson played his entire professional career - 45-plus PGA Tour wins, six major championships, World Golf Hall of Fame - with a swing that started as a mistake. He also won the 2021 PGA Championship at age 50, becoming the oldest major champion in history. ## The Word "Birdie" Was Invented on a Single Shot on a Single Day in 1899 Golf scoring terms - birdie, eagle, albatross - all come from bird slang. An American named Ab Smith coined "birdie" at the Atlantic City Country Club in New Jersey in 1899 after hitting a shot he described as a "bird of a shot," meaning excellent. Eagle followed naturally as one step better; albatross (three under par) came later in British golf. The rarest score in the legitimate vocabulary is a condor - a hole-in-one on a par 5 - which has been achieved fewer than 10 verified times in recorded history. It requires a par-5 of around 450 yards or shorter, a perfect drive, a favorable wind, significant downhill, and a golf ball that essentially refuses to behave normally. ## The Most Famous Par-3 in the World Swallows 125,000 Balls Every Year The 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida - home of The Players Championship - is an island green surrounded entirely by water. It plays 137 yards. At the professional level, it's as much an exercise in managing nerves as it is club selection. The water hazard on 17 claims approximately 125,000 golf balls every year, which course staff drain and retrieve periodically. During Players Championship week, it's still common to see four or five balls go in the water in a single round from the best players in the world. It's also the hole that ends careers on Tour and quietly destroys morale at every corporate golf outing in Florida. If you're booking a [golf guys trip to Florida](https://www.mantripping.com/travel/top-florida-golf-resorts-for-a-guys-weekend.html) and TPC Sawgrass is on the itinerary, bring extra balls specifically for 17. Not a suggestion. ## Golf Ball Dimples Exist Because a Golfer Refused to Throw Away a Beaten-Up Ball Early golf balls evolved through a few phases: wooden balls, then the "feathery" - a leather pouch stuffed with boiled goose feathers and stitched shut, as [documented here](https://www.foundgolfballs.com/pages/history-of-the-golf-ball) - and then in the mid-1800s, the "guttie," made from the dried sap of the sapodilla tree. Gutties were mass-producible and consistent when new. But players noticed something: a nicked, scuffed, damaged guttie flew more accurately and farther than a smooth one. The surface imperfections were stabilizing the ball's flight. Manufacturers started etching patterns into new gutties on purpose, which led directly to the modern dimpled ball. A regulation golf ball today has 336 dimples - any more or fewer, and the aerodynamics change enough to affect distance and accuracy. The entire system exists because someone kept playing with a ball that should have been thrown away. ## The Game Is Weirder Than the Reputation Almost everything people repeat confidently about golf turns out to be wrong, accidental, or missing the best part of the story. The format wasn't planned. The vocabulary came from one guy in New Jersey. The most famous shot in the sport's history went 40 yards. None of this requires a handicap to appreciate - knowing the real version is what keeps you relevant in the conversation whether you're on the course, at a work outing, or just along for the [guys trip](https://menwhoblog.com/blog/sports-themed-guys-getaway-in-phoenix-ideas-for-a-fun-guys-trip.html) without ever having touched a club. 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